Awkward.
I thought I would treat my kids to a little fanciness and buy some sparkling apple juice to celebrate my birthday. After I got almost carded and almost complimented I brought the bottle home so we could party like rock stars…
O.K., we did not really party hard, but we were quite fancy and drank it in wine glasses. My son even made sure we did not forget to stick our pinkies out when we drank, because you are not fancy unless you got your pinky out.
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