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someecards.com - A mother's job is to actively ruin their daughter's life. See, it is right here in the job description.

I thought I would share my evil plan to ruin my daughter‘s life….

  1. Allow daughter to spend the night with her friend.
  2. Allow daughter to miss watching her brother’s soccer game to go to an easter egg hunt with friend.
  3. Refuse to let her friend spend the night with us, because I want to torture her by making her go to a fun party with the whole family.

Yes…. I am that evil.  Bad news is that I have only just begun.  [Insert Evil laugh here]

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