My daughter and her friend were in the mood to color today. They requested some coloring pages, so I went searching on the internet for some. Simple enough, right?
They requested fashion and girls in pretty dresses. We came across a picture that seemed to fit the bill, but then I enlarged it… and it was not good. Okay, it was good in such a bad way.
- What is up with her face? I think she may be the ugliest woman I have ever seen. Her nose reminds me of a Jack O’ Lantern and her eyes kind of freak me out.
- Her hair is reminiscent of a cockatiel. I think it was supposed to look like feathers in her hair, but it did not quite work out.
- What is going on with her chest? I am thinking a botched boob job. At any rate, I can’t get past it.
- Finally, something bothers me about her legs. They just seem weird. I don’t exactly know why they don’t seem right. If you are able to help me by telling me what is wrong with them, I would really appreciated it.
I did print out a copy for my husband, because I knew he would appreciate it (and he did).
My daughter did find a coloring page that she loved and wanted to color for me…
OMG! It is wonderful!