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I never realized I have saved lives with this blog, but apparently I have because Wow Gold (thinking that may not be his real name) has told me that this blog has saved his life.  Here is his sincere comment (which somehow ended up filtered into my spam folder)…

“I must show my appreciation to this writer just for rescuing me from this matter. Right after checking throughout the the web and seeing techniques which were not beneficial, I assumed my entire life was over. Being alive without the presence of approaches to the issues you’ve resolved by way of your entire guideline is a serious case, and those which might have badly damaged my career if I hadn’t encountered the blog. Your own personal mastery and kindness in controlling the whole thing was crucial. I am not sure what I would have done if I hadn’t come upon such a point like this. I am able to at this moment look ahead to my future. Thanks for your time so much for this high quality and sensible guide. I will not hesitate to refer the website to any person who requires guidelines on this issue.”

So after reading this heartfelt message, I thought I would save some more lives and help some of those people who happened across my blog searching for information that I think they did not find.  I was also thinking that some of you may be dying for the information too, since if one person searched for it then there has to at least five more people who were just too embarrassed to ask, or had not thought to ask about it yet.  So let’s see what people were looking for, shall we?

“drink my morning pee goddess

I don’t know if there is actually a goddess devoted to drinking morning pee.  Well, I guess we could look at Eos, the goddess of the dawn, since it is the morning pee and not the evening pee (since we all know that morning pee is definitely more potent).  According to Wikipedia,”The dawn goddess Eos was almost always described with rosy fingers  or rosy forearms as she opened the gates of heaven for the Sun to rise.”  A case can be made that  “opening the gates” may be a euphemism for peeing, right?

There is also Parthenope who was a siren who, in desperation at not seducing Ulysses with her voice, threw herself into the sea and died. Her body washed up on the shores of Naples; the Italian city, therefore, is sometimes referred to by the name of the lost siren (http://www.umich.edu).  Okay, so she was not exactly a goddess, her name is Partheno-pee and she threw herself into water the way pee throws itself into water.  It is a stretch, but I figured I would share it anyway.

Finally, I noticed that there were a lot of choices for Pee Goddesses in the porn realm and so I am thinking that may be a thing too… Unfortunately, if that is what you are looking for then you will have to do your own google search.

“make your husband miserable club”

Is there an actual club for this?  Not that I know of, but someone could make one. Of course, there is a fan club for Wizards of Waverly Place and that would work just as well for me.  Actually, my husband told me last night that there is a show would work better as a torture device… Ant Farm.

What do you think?  Could it work better with than than waterboarding for husbands?

kitty litter volcano”

This sounds like an interesting craft project, huh?  Actually, the first thing I thought of was that this person must have been looking for a science fair project.  Well, I guess it makes sense.  Most cat litter is made out of clay and if you wet it down it would clump and make a clay that you could mold into a volcano shape.  I did find a blog post that should be what you were looking for that is aptly named “Kitty Litter Volcano“.

I also found a little video that is kind of cute and also fits the bill.

Who knows maybe this person was just looking for a Stunt Kitty video.

“pug memorial”

Is it me or is this a bit morbid?  This is coming from a person who still has her beloved “Madison” in an urn in the living room.  Anyway, I could not pass by the opportunity to help with this one.   I don’t know if many of you are aware that there are companies out there that specialize in pet memorials… and there are some that even have pug specific memorial items.  Here is one option

Yes, it is an urn.  See the remains are inside.

Personally, I kind of like this one a little more.

Made by blessingart and found on cafepress.com

Made by blessingart and found on cafepress.com

I kind of like the sweetness of the quote and the cute Pug picture.

“sewing ADHD

I am thinking “sewing ADHD” is when you start tons of new sewing projects and never finish any of them.  At least, that is what is is for me.  I think this person has the opposite of “sewing ADHD”.  She can’t sew without a lot of distractions, where as I will do all sorts of other things rather than sew, which is why I have about 50 girl scout patches scattered around the house and not on my daughter’s brownie vest.  I have not tried staples, like this mom, but I have tried the fabric fusion glue and the iron on stuff and so far… none of it has worked so at some point I will sit down and sew those suckers on.  What my real problem might be is that I don’t know what french chalk is and that it really is that I forget to put on my lipstick, powder, and “look neatly put together” and because of this I am always freaking out that my husband may come home and find me sewing with a disheveled appearance.  The horror!

“moulded meat”

Who is not looking for moulded meat these days?  Meatloaf is not only yummy, but can also be fun (remember Justin Bieber’s meat tribute).  Why not try a meat cake on your next special occasion?  Actually, josefiend.com has lots of great ideas for moulded meat.  At some point I think I might try to make these meat flowers at some point.

Meat flowers from http://josefiend.com

Meat flowers from http://josefiend.com

I love salami, pepperoni, and hot dogs!

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